Chris walks in the church this morning shivering from the weather.
Chris: I've made a decision. I hate winter.
Bev: I know what you mean - sometimes I just want to hibernate.
Chris: [pausing to understand what Bev said from across the office] Oh Hibernate! I thought you said something about pirates. You know I could really go for being a pirate right now. All that time spent sailing in the Caribbean.
[Waylon starts to interrupt but is cut off by Chris]
Chris: And yes I know that there are many pirates who operate in less tropical climates but that's the type of pirate I would want to be. Scurvy seems like a small price to pay to avoid winter.
Waylon: Shall we have you test that out?
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Thanks guys for brightening my morning.
Chris
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